But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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