I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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