Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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