i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
