"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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