no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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