why didn't you poke me back
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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