have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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