eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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