Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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