Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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