operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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