I love black thongs
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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