Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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