Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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