I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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