On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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