my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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