So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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