Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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