as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My penis needs a shock collar
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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