I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
