What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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