im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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