OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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