My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Never underestimate the power of titties
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