at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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