lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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