when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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