yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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