The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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