He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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