wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
This toilet bowl is my home.
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