when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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