Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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