Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize