erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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