Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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