What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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