Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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