I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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