There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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