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I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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