we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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