Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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