We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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