summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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