they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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