please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So much rum. So many feels.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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