Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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