fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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