I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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