You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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