We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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