when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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